It’s easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year.

January  11     Joan
                27     Soledad
February 11     Carol
                 23    Mary Kay
                 27    Denise
March
April         11     Peg
                 28     Eileen L.
May          29     Mary Ann
June
July
August      26    Betsy
September  8    Susan
October     25    Eileen S.
November 24    Diane
                   26    Mary
December

Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest.